LOTR 1... finally found it... but well... ya... I amar prestar aen… han mathon ne nen… han mathon ne chae… a han noston ned gwilith. Much that once was is lost. For none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the great rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else, desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master ring, to control all others. And into this Ring, he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. Strider: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall. Frodo: I will take the Ring to Mordor. Though-- I do not know the way. Merry: Hey! Hey you! Over here!
The world is changed.
I feel it in the water.
I feel it in the Earth.
I smell it in the air.
"One Ring to rule them all."
Pippin: Done.
Merry: You’re supposed to stick it in the ground!
Pippin: It is in the ground.
Merry: Outside!
Pippin: It was your idea!
Bilbo: My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Tooks and Brandybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfoots.
Proudfoot Hobbit: Proudfeet!
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Strider: We’ve already had it.
Pippin: We've had one yes. What about second breakfast?
Merry: Don't think he knows about second breakfast Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them doesn’t he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it.
Gandalf: I will help you bear this burden, Frodo Baggins, so long as it is yours to bear.
Aragorn: If by my life or death, I can protect you, I will.
Aragorn: You have my sword.
Legolas: And you have my bow.
Gimli: And my axe!
Boromir: You carry the fates of us all little one. If this is indeed the will of the council, then Gondor will see it done.
Sam: Heh! Mr. Frodo is not goin’ anywhere without me!
Elrond: No indeed, it is hardly possible to separate you even when he is summoned to a secret council and you are not.
Pippin and Merry: Wait! We are coming too!
Merry: You'd have to send us home tied up in a sack to stop us!
Pippin: Anyway you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission, quest... thing.
Merry: Well that rules you out Pip.
Elrond: Nine companions... So be it! You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!
Pippin: Great! Where are we going?
They have a cave troll. *rolls eyes*
- Boromir
Nobody tosses a dwarf.
- Gimli
Not the beard!
- Gimli
Pippin: Hey!
Merry: Over here!
Pippin: This way!
Pippin: Its working!
Merry: I know its working! Run!
The ending just cracks me up... lol...
